Elder Brother is coming!
Agony Aunts, watch your back.
Elder Brother is here to put an end to the tribe.
From December, you won't need the old hags/Cyrus Broacha/poor cousins.
To report alien activity (in your neighbourhood/school/bedroom/bathroom), assorted unidentified flying objects (in your cup of tea/plate of food/pants), abnormal animal/girlfriend/boyfriend behaviour, phantom menace (ghost trouble, dummy!), the supernatural ("I see dead/wet/undead/undressed people" or whatever) , your kinky fetishes ("I want to see dead/wet/undead/undressed people" or whatever) and fantasies or darkest desires, mental and dental disorders, write to Elder Brother.
No, Elder Brother will not put you out of your agony.
He'll get you used to it.
Elder Brother is here to put an end to the tribe.
From December, you won't need the old hags/Cyrus Broacha/poor cousins.
To report alien activity (in your neighbourhood/school/bedroom/bathroom), assorted unidentified flying objects (in your cup of tea/plate of food/pants), abnormal animal/girlfriend/boyfriend behaviour, phantom menace (ghost trouble, dummy!), the supernatural ("I see dead/wet/undead/undressed people" or whatever) , your kinky fetishes ("I want to see dead/wet/undead/undressed people" or whatever) and fantasies or darkest desires, mental and dental disorders, write to Elder Brother.
No, Elder Brother will not put you out of your agony.
He'll get you used to it.
posted by Suderman at 1:18 AM
2 Comments:
NOW i get it!
Bhayya=elder brother=doodherman..
Silly me!
aha. what of ppl who have already learnt to put up with agony *uses the term loosely :P*
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